• I don't know if 617 saw it or saw the funny side, but I thought that was quite clever.

  • I think the fact it's here and so many people can come see it is, is great and it is quite weird.

  • I admitted I was gay. They could have sent me to prison.

    Carl Austin-Behan

  • He was bung full of his own importance

  • He described what he thought of us, very crudely. Fancy picking on a general…

  • Some of the lads who couldn't swim, they were just picked up and thrown anyway, it was a horrible morning.

  • We were the sorriest set of recruits I could ever remember.

  • “Gentlemen", he said, "I was about to say Welcome to Jerusalem, but they've done it for me."

  • He spits, reigns in his camel and heads off across the minefield.

  • People with Aspergers like organisation, they like structure.

  • The Harrier goes against everything you've been taught about flying

    Andy Edgell

  • It set the tone for my for my stay in Germany. Just pushed me down to the bottom of the pile really.