Airliners? It's like driving a bus.

Why do you serve The Queen?

We were very unpopular with the rest of the WAAF.

I told my wife I was alive, well and free.

I gave a salute with a ferret on my head.

I didn't tell my family I was going to Iraq.

We were unlucky. We hit an improvised explosive device.

Grandma served egg and chips to Winston Churchill

If you were caught, they'd knock seven bells out of you.

You want an intelligent thumb on the red button

I fell in love with the Spitfire at the age of six

You'd wait to hear about the boy you'd been dancing with.